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Tees Maar Khan Movie Review

‘Sheila Ki Jawani’ is fun, but ‘Tawaif ki luti izzat’ overdone. Likewise, director Farah Khan’s third baby Tees Maar Khan is a joke stretched too far, with she poking fun at all and sundry from Hollywood to apna Bollywood, be it Manoj Day Ramalan shooting a jingoistic Brit-bashing period piece in rural Dhulia, or an Oscar-obsessed actor Aatish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna) ruing his missed chance to work with Danny Doyle in Dumbdog. And ah! there’s also Chunky Pandey in chaddi dancing to the raunchy cameo ‘Choli mein Holi’.

If you haven’t got the drift yet, let’s take the lid off this part-funny-part-frustrating piece of campiness which is clearly the remake of the 1966 Italian clunker ‘After The Fox’ (starring the inimitable Peter Sellers), but quite absurdly credits Farah’s hubby and the film’s editor Shirish Kunder for writing the story.

Tabrez Mirza Khan aka Tees Maar Khan (Akshay Kumar) is a most wanted con man. With his sheer cunning or the stupidity of his captors, he slips out from the police net every time he’s nabbed. He’s got three bumbling sidekicks and a beautiful girlfriend Anya (Katrina Kaif) who’s a small time item girl with the dream of becoming a big star and even work with mega star Aatish Kapoor (Akshaye Khanna).

Tabrez takes the seemingly impossible task of looting 10,000 kgs of antique items from a train. He hits upon an idea. Pretending as the director named Manoj Day Ramalan, he ropes in Aatish for a patriotic film whose plot centres on looting a train full of British antique goodies. The shooting is done in Dhulia, from where the train passes, and the whole village offers to assist in the shoot, and the loot.

It’s a great plot to be spun into a masala Bollywood fare, and Farah Khan, the undisputed diva of farce, gets it spot on in the first half. Her aim, like it has always been as a director, is to provide non-stop, side-splitting entertainment, through any and every brand of humour - crass, ribald, or plain tongue-in-cheek - while caring not a hoot for cinematic sense and sensibility. Logic be damned! It’s the flair with which the gags are unleashed that matters. And the humour, though not of the thigh-slapper potency, does work in the first half. But as the post-intermission reels are unspooled, the pace slackens and the viewers break into a collective fit of yawns.

The story comes to a grinding halt which neither Akshay nor his namesake Akshaye, despite their heft at humour, are able to break out of. So they are made to do silly things like rob a bank or a chase a headless horseman (from Sleepy Hollow) while a simpering Katrina dabs her face with layers and layers of make-up. And oh! she also has a Marilyn Monroe moment where a gust of wind sends her skirt flying upward. Thankfully, Yana Gupta wasn’t cast in the role.

Katrina to enter the 'Big Boss House'

With just a week left for the release of Tees Maar Khan, Katrina Kaif is set to enter the Bigg Boss house to promote her much-awaited movie. We wonder if Salman Khan, the show’s host will join Katrina in the house.

We hear that Katrina will enter the house along with director Farah Khan.

Meanwhile, the girls in the house have been instructed about putting up dance performances to the throbbing beats of ‘Sheila Ki Jawani’. Katrina and Farah will judge the performances and also help the participants with some moves.

Since the aim is to promote Tees Maar Khan, they will also talk about the film.

We wonder if Salman Khan, the show’s host will join Katrina in the house. After all, he joined her in the song Wallah-re-wallah in the film.

Katrina Kaif's new Love

Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif may have called it quits (possibly over Ranbir Kapoor rumours) but the katty cutie of the tinsel villa has moved on. Life has more love to offer as she finds herself a new boyfriend.

And, all of you must be surprised that even this time there is an age gap of over 20 years (as in case of Salman-Katrina). However, this time, it’s Katrina who is the older mate. So, presenting before you her new boyfriend- it’s a handsome man named Czar whom bumped into Katrina on the sets of ‘Tees Maar Khan’.

Yes! Czar is none other than the 2 and a half year old son of director Farah Khan and he has been bonding well with Katrina and revels in kissing her. Czar often accompanies mommy Farah on the sets and has his eyes only for Katrina.

Katrina, on her part, has got pretty fond of Czar and both are often seen cuddling and kissing. Czar with his cuteness has cast a spell on the mind of Katrina and Katrina’s beauty is etched on Czar’s heart.

Farah has taken to calling Katrina her ‘bahu’ (daughter-in-law) in glee and cites, "My son Czar and Katrina are very much into each other. Full flirting happens on set. I must say that he has good taste."