Anupam Kher in Nakshatra

Nakshatra A writer who’s also an expert hacker turns in a film script to a bunch of dodgy producers. You know they are up to no good because menacing music accompanies their chat with young writer: “Yeh lo, 25 hazaar abhi, baaki baad mein.” We know that the baad mein is not going to happen, because many things will intervene: a diamond theft, a series of murders, writer on the run, helped by girlfriend, with cop in hot pursuit.

This type of film with unknown lead actors (Shubh and Sabina) tries to lure you with its better known co-stars, but you quickly realize that those better known co-stars (in this instance, Anupam Kher and Milind Soman) are equally clueless about the proceedings.